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 GUESS WHO IS THE SMARTEST OF THEM ALL

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مُساهمةموضوع: GUESS WHO IS THE SMARTEST OF THEM ALL   الثلاثاء 27 مايو 2008, 10:36 pm

General Musharraf of Pakistan, Dr Mahathir of Malaysia, Gloria Arroyo of Philippines & Lee Kuan Yew of Singapore were sitting in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark for the next 8 seconds. Suddenly there is a loud kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel. Arroyo and Musharraf are seated across each other, both looking perplexed. Mahathir, seated across LKY, is bent over holding his face, which is very red from an apparent big slap.

All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Musharraf is thinking: 'These Malaysians are all crazy after Arroyo. Mahathir must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him!'

Arroyo is thinking: 'Mahathir must have moved to kiss me, but kissed Musharraf instead and got slapped.'

Mahathir is thinking: 'Damn it, Musharraf must have tried to kiss Arroyo; she thought it was me and slapped me instead. Shit!'

Lee Kuan Yew is thinking: 'If this train goes through one more tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Mahathir again!'
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