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مُساهمةموضوع: kids in school think quick(looooooooooooool)‏   الأربعاء 12 مارس 2008, 1:24 am

:welcome 1:




TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA : Here it is!

TEACHER :
Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!



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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow
.'



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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!



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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'

TEACHER : No, that's wrong
[b]GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!




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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!




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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE : Me!





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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.




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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE : I is...

TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'





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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.'




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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?'
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.





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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.




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TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog!;



:زخرفة 7:

TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.



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