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مُساهمةموضوع: Ant Jokes   الأربعاء 05 مارس 2008, 11:20 pm

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Where do ants go for their holidays?
Frants!



What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant!



What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics!



What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater!



Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?
To trip up the ants!


Q. What did the doe say as she came running out of the brush?
A. That's the LAST time I do THAT for two bucks!





UNANSWERED QUESTIONS




*1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
Bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE



*2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
Section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly)




*3. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one
Enjoys it?



4. There are three religious truths:

A. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
B. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
Faith.
C. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.




*5. If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?



6. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?



7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?



*8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread tO begin with?




*9. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who
Drives a racecar is not called a racist?




*10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?



*11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it

Follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys Deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
Depressed?


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