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مُساهمةموضوع: Irish Nursing Home   الخميس 21 فبراير 2008, 9:40 pm

A Mexican family was considering putting their
grandfather (abuelo) in a nursing home. All the
Hispanic facilities were completely full so they had
to put him in an Irish home. After a few weeks in the
Irish facility, they came to visit grandpa. 'How do
you like it here?' asks the grandson. 'It's wonderful!
Everyone here is so courteous and
respectful,' says grandpa. 'We're so happy for you. We
were worried that this was the wrong place for you.
You know, since you are a little different from
'Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderful they
treat the residents.

Abuelo says with a big smile. 'There's a musician here
-- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in
20 years and everyone still calls
him 'Maestro'!'

'There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He
hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone
still calls him 'Your Honor'!'

'There's a dentist here -- 90 years old. He hasn't
fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls
him 'Doctor'!'

'And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they
still call me 'The Fucking Mexican'

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