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مُساهمةموضوع: LoL   الأربعاء 20 فبراير 2008, 10:08 pm

Q & A
Q. What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School
A. At a hockey game you see fast pucks.
A black man and his son are on an airplane going across the ocean when
they hear the captain's voice coming over the speakers.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid I have some bad news. One of our
engines has gone out. We still have 3 working fine, but in order to make
it across the ocean, we will have to dump all the luggage. It will be
picked up by boats and returned to the airport where you can pick it up.
Sorry for the inconvenience."
Well, then about 15 minutes later, the captain comes on again.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid I have some more bad news. We just
lost another engine. Since we already dumped the luggage, we will now
have to drop people. You will be given floating devices and will be
picked up immediately by a boat and taken safely to shore. To be fair,
we will do this in alphabetical order. 'A' is for African American. All
African Americans, please raise your hands."
Well, hearing this, the little black boy started to raise his hand. His
father pushed his hand down and said, "No son, keep it down!"
When no one raised their hands, the captain said, "Okay, fine, let's
move on to the letter 'B'. 'B' is for black. All blacks, raise your
Again, the little black boy starts to raise his hand, and his father
stops him again.
The captain comes on once more, and says, "Well then, I guess we'll move
on to C. 'C' is for Colored. All colored people, raise your hands."
The little black boy starts to raise his hand, and his father pushes it
down and tells him no.
"But dad!" he says, "We are African American, we are black, and we are
also called colored. Why won't you let me raise my hand?"
His father says, "No son, today, we're niggers. Those damn Jews and
Mexicans are going before us!"
A blonde goes into a laundromat and asks to have her sweater cleaned.
The Laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "Come
The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this
A couple were going at it in a barn down on the farm.
In the process, the condom slipped off.
The guy pokes around inside her with a straw and manages to lose that
Nine months later the doctor enters the waiting room where the father
asks him what the baby is.
Doctor replies "It's a little bastard dressed in a raincoat and a straw
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